







One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day

Salvador Dalí in collaboration with Walt Disney - Destino
THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT
Avengers Business Cards - Just because