Born to lose. Live to win.



as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him


Things I Say While I'm Driving
  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

Panic! In front of the cute girl


danielkanhai:

play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.


Track Title: Red's Battle Theme Preview

Artist: Pokemon Symphony

Album: Pokemon Symphonic Evolutions
posted 2 weeks ago via mt-silver · © jaylool with 1,869 notes


  • person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
  • person:
  • person: what are you doing
  • me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go



tomhazeldine:

Welcome to London.


…sometimes space can be a real pain in the ass.



I finally got my best friend a shiny Gligar. Today was a good day.

posted 3 weeks ago